Pain shuddered through him… and suddenly the bathhouse was spinning. Brienne caught him before he could fall. Her arm was all gooseflesh, clammy and chilled, but she was strong, and gentler than he would have thought. Gentler than Cersei, he thought as she helped him from the tub, his legs wobbly as a limp cock. “Guards!” he heard the wench shout. “The Kingslayer!”
Jaime, he thought, my name is Jaime.
(Source: rekkka, via clairvoyantes)
(via deviltraps-and-holyfire)
I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”
SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME
(via deviltraps-and-holyfire)
(Source: serjorahmormont, via deviltraps-and-holyfire)
(x)
(via 3patchproblem)
(Source: ian-likes-wrasslin, via 3patchproblem)
I’m going to start Reichenbach again.
Would you say you’re bringing Reichen
back?
I will murder you in your sleep with a number two pencil.
well… you have a point
And a very sharp one at that…
Admit it. You need me. We’re connected!
(Source: mishasteaparty, via frost-iron)
oMFG
dying
BEST THING EVER!!!!
iwaspromisedteaandcakeordeath:
Probably one of the greatest lines ever uttered on screen.
What do you mean ‘probably’
(Source: spacehamsters, via superherointhetardiswithawizard)
sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:
/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/
/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SHOWER/
He does everything aggressively , it only makes him more sexier.
/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES OFF SCARF/
/AGGRESSIVELY DOES GRAFFITI/
/AGGRESSIVELY SINGS OPERA/
/AGGRESSIVELY HITS PEOPLE/
/AGGRESSIVELY BREAKS DOWN/
Toy Story 2 Bloopers
cause pixar animated bloopers
animated bloopers
this is why pixar is greater than everything else
(Source: lethaleverdeen, via superherointhetardiswithawizard)
Real-time weather reports
sassy fucks
Benedict Cumberbatch, behind the scenes of STID // x
Is it bizarre that his fucking posture is turning me on?
A man that can sit up straight makes me imagine that his cock can do the same
(via benedict--cumberbatch)
